February 2012
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*Telefone toca*
Telefonista: Alô posso falar com sua mãe?
Eu: Quem fala?
Telefonista: É do banco.
Eu: Ela não tá agora...
Telefonista: Tudo bem, eu retorno mais tarde.
*desliga telefone*
Eu: Ô MÃÃE, O CARA DO BANCO LIGO.
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Otimista: Só faltam 30 degraus. Pessimista: Ainda...
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"Filho da puta." "Credo, quanto palavrão." "Deduzo...
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Eu gosto que me abracem sem eu pedir.
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Gente falsa não adianta nem mandar pro inferno,...
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"Dói né?" "É" "Não véi, vc fez errado, tem que...
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TPM = Todos os Problemas Misturados
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Minha banda favorita é o resultado da pesquisa "Os...
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