February 2012
"alô" "não to te ouvindo" "alôoo" "não to ouvindo"...
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Sonha comigo essa noite?
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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*Telefone toca*
Telefonista: Alô posso falar com sua mãe?
Eu: Quem fala?
Telefonista: É do banco.
Eu: Ela não tá agora...
Telefonista: Tudo bem, eu retorno mais tarde.
*desliga telefone*
Eu: Ô MÃÃE, O CARA DO BANCO LIGO.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Otimista: Só faltam 30 degraus. Pessimista: Ainda...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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3 tags
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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"Filho da puta." "Credo, quanto palavrão." "Deduzo...
Feb 24th
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Eu gosto que me abracem sem eu pedir.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Gente falsa não adianta nem mandar pro inferno,...
Feb 24th
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1 tag
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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"Dói né?" "É" "Não véi, vc fez errado, tem que...
Feb 24th
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